One day when I was out grazing – wow! It really sounds smug,but who cares - I had to go a number two. The rule of the forest is that, you have to hide good; otherwise, no one cares. Apparently, I had had some passion fruits the previous day because lo and behold, six month later there was some juicy ass passion fruits that had been planted in manure. There’s a point to this story. You just read about a time I took a big dump.